The other day a friend posted a link on Facebook that led me to read a hilarious post on “Truths for Mature Humans.” In a bit of randomness, I decided to share some of my favorite from the list with you because, well, they made me laugh and I’m guessing you could use a laugh too. ;-) I may or may not agree with some or all of these…

• I totally take back all the times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
• There is a great need for a sarcasm font.
• How in the world are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet??
• Was learning cursive really necessary?
• MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
• Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
• I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.
• You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
• Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don’t want to have to restart my collection…again.
• I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
• I hate it when I miss a call by the last ring, but when I call right back it rings nine times and then goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn’t answer? Drop the phone and run away?
• I keep some people’s numbers in my phone just so that I know not to answer when they call.
• I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
• I wish Google Maps had an “avoid ghetto” mapping option.
• I would rather try to carry 10 overloaded plastic bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring the groceries in.
• The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying to finish a text.
• I have a hard time deciphering the line between boredom and hunger.
• How many times is is appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or understand a word of what they just said?
• There’s no worse feeling than the millisecond you’re sure you’re going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
• Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

LOL.

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